WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.
Here are some useful links to help you cure your boredom for a bit!
Soooo glad I found this!
*reblogs to look at later*
can we just take a moment
Wow I needed this more than I thought I did
havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying